A Cat Named Nora Who Plays the Piano

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Panda

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The Miseducation of the Filipination

vampira |vam•pira|pejorative subjunctive|  :  | long rows of grim, dark allusions to money or the lack thereof.• (of humor) : PHRASES: Meron ka vampira?  DERIVATIVES do you have any money?| to wring blood from a stone

madapa ka |madapa•ka|assertive authorative|  :  | given to caustic assertions in urban traffic settings• (from the middle crass) : PHRASES: Madapa ka rin! DERIVATIVES Muddah Fuckkah!| Why don’t you trip and fall?

poontang |ˈpoōnˌta ng | (also poon)noun vulgar slangsexual activity.• a woman or women regarded solely in terms of potential sexual gratification.ORIGIN 1920s: perhaps from Limba (a West African language of Sierra Leone) perhaps alteration of French putain‘prostitute.’ Also pram di Pilipins; we say to you, “Poontangina mo!”| Your mother is a whore!