Bakit? O, BAKIT?

O, kay lupit ng buhay!  Sa isang kaluluwang sulat nang sulat ng mga blog nang wala mang mga comments alalaong-bagay dili ba’y isang pusong nagdadalamhating, sumisigaw sa isang Diyos na yaring di nakikinig sa mga dasal, oblasyong turing, parang agos ng disyerto…

 

cry na lang ako ng cry

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Wonders of the World

If you turn too far right off Bocaue, according to Tito Fred, passed that landmark that’s not really where you should go ( a purple dog with fangs by a green stone covered with lumot), then chances are you travelled too far and are now in Banaue.

Yes, welcome to Banaue, at the Top of the World, one of the Greatest Wonders of the World, and more importantly, welcome to the Banaue Rice Terraces.  Here is our foreign correspondent, Wonder Woman herself, Issa Teves:

 

 

Being a native Igorot myself [ did you see the movie "Igorota" a few years ago...no, I think that was the `70s starring Eva Reyes who played me in the title role? ], I decided to come home and visit the native homeland for a little rice.  You see, there’s a rice shortage in Manila, or so they say, but I think it’s due to a government conspiracy to create the fallacy of a shortage to enable them to hike up prices along with gas and the coming recession…or was that inflation? Let me check with Adam Smith.  ”Adam? o…kumusta na…inflation ba? o deflation? ano kamo? Peregrinasyon? Sino? Si Eddie Peregrino! Oo, boyfriend ko yon! Nasaan na siya? Kasama sina Carina Afable? O sige, nandidito ako sa Banaue…can you bring some more reinforcements? No, not more camera men…unless they’re hunky.  I need Kokuryu cosmetics because I ran out…yes, blush # 5 and Kayumanggi concealer…yes, yes, anti-ageing ofcourse, I’m not 19 anymore.  ok. ok.  So it’s a Recession. Ba-bye.  See you. Tsup tsup. [end of transmission]

Ok back to our abnormal programming:

Here’s a great view of more rice…so it’s not true…the Rice Terraces are as green as ever!  Whoever is spreading the bad news that it’s all parched and brown deserves to be called parched!

Here’s Issa with Aling Julia, formerly the Head Purchaser of the New Yorker, now a fashion plate wearing the latest from the runways of Givenchy: ikat.

This is Issa Teves wishing you Good Luck and Good Gnat.

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i finally found Patrick!  he’s on facebook! Sara Patricia Teves is her/his name…

 

sara patricia teves, formerly known as Patrick

 

 

unfortunately, i tried to add her but she wouldn’t add me…anyway, i love facebook, in fact i’m addicted to it…it’s taken over my life as we know it…

and i’m also in love with this guy:

if you see me on the cover of US magazine with him, as the “unidentified girl seen on the streets of Philly and La-La Land with ____________” then don’t tell me i didn’t warn you.

That’s what’s up!